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Ironic Questions: Health

Is It Ironic That...?

201 a surgeon cuts himself?

202 poeple wear belts, yet their pants still sag.

203 Is it ironic that while I had strep throat, I coughed up a bit of blood in the perfect shape of a heart? Later accompanied by other splotches of blood....

204 a friend asked me about the side effects of a medical condition I have. I rattled off the first few, but couldn't remember that memory loss was one of them....

205 a heart surgeon died from a heart attack?

206 Is it Ironic that... A chain smoker who is a vegetarian.

207 I'm just about to take my dental exams and I have toothache?

208 you got run over by an ambulance?

209 Is it ironic that I switched to a new moisturizer and it dried out my skin?...

210 I'm numb from a visit to the dentist and now I'm hungry?

211 the giant is as thin as a stick?

212 a guy is drinking a bottle of Budweiser whilst he drives a truck which is promoting the 'Don't drink and drive' campaign?...

213 is it ironic that im inventing a pavlova for diabetics

214 an old woman re-arranged her bedroom furniture according to fengshui principles, in order to improve health, happiness, wellness. The first night of the new arrangement, she got up to use the bathroom, tripped over a piece of the furniture she had moved, and broke her arm....

215 if you focus all your attention on breathing, it becomes more difficult....

216 I had to go to the dentist because I fell on my front teeth. When I was there, I found out I had a lot of other problems with my teeth....

217 I just found out I'm pregnant, and then won 11 bottles of speciality vodka and wine at a raffle? I only put one ticket in for that, but 20 tickets in for another thing....

218 I know food I like is unhealthy and will kill me eventually but I make fun of my friends for eating healthily?...

219 you get a contagious disease from the Contagion film reel?

220 ...the only way to get to a certain handicapped washroom is up a flight of stairs?...

221 an asthma attack stopped your panic attack??

222 as a school sub, I get health insurance if I work 60 straight days on the same job, but if I have to take a sick day I lose that insurance....

223 the leader of a sliming club was morbidly obese

224 the majority of hypochondriacs smoke and drin a lot

225 Smile. 'coz shit happens was written on the toilet door at college