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Ironic Questions: Health

Is It Ironic That...?

201 I'm numb from a visit to the dentist and now I'm hungry?

202 the giant is as thin as a stick?

203 a guy is drinking a bottle of Budweiser whilst he drives a truck which is promoting the 'Don't drink and drive' campaign?...

204 is it ironic that im inventing a pavlova for diabetics

205 an old woman re-arranged her bedroom furniture according to fengshui principles, in order to improve health, happiness, wellness. The first night of the new arrangement, she got up to use the bathroom, tripped over a piece of the furniture she had moved, and broke her arm....

206 if you focus all your attention on breathing, it becomes more difficult....

207 I had to go to the dentist because I fell on my front teeth. When I was there, I found out I had a lot of other problems with my teeth....

208 I just found out I'm pregnant, and then won 11 bottles of speciality vodka and wine at a raffle? I only put one ticket in for that, but 20 tickets in for another thing....

209 I know food I like is unhealthy and will kill me eventually but I make fun of my friends for eating healthily?...

210 you get a contagious disease from the Contagion film reel?

211 ...the only way to get to a certain handicapped washroom is up a flight of stairs?...

212 an asthma attack stopped your panic attack??

213 as a school sub, I get health insurance if I work 60 straight days on the same job, but if I have to take a sick day I lose that insurance....

214 the leader of a sliming club was morbidly obese

215 the majority of hypochondriacs smoke and drin a lot

216 Smile. 'coz shit happens was written on the toilet door at college

217 ...a baby has a baby sister/brother?

218 while flossing, I got shreds of dental floss stuck between my teeth?

219 He washed the floor to avoid getting sick and broke his leg when he slipped on the water...

220 if you are not careful, you can brush your teeth too often and/or too hard, which will erode your gums and enamle causing sensitivity to heat/cold and increase vulnerability to cavities....

221 people who are alcoholic remember before they drank?

222 a fat guy calls you fat?

223 she developed anemia and was born with eczema?

224 An iron lung isn't made of iron and doesn't look like a lung

225 I am smart but I am on this site for less intelligent beings?