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Ironic Questions: Health

Is It Ironic That...?

201 a heart surgeon died from a heart attack?

202 Is it Ironic that... A chain smoker who is a vegetarian.

203 I'm just about to take my dental exams and I have toothache?

204 you got run over by an ambulance?

205 Is it ironic that I switched to a new moisturizer and it dried out my skin?...

206 I'm numb from a visit to the dentist and now I'm hungry?

207 the giant is as thin as a stick?

208 a guy is drinking a bottle of Budweiser whilst he drives a truck which is promoting the 'Don't drink and drive' campaign?...

209 is it ironic that im inventing a pavlova for diabetics

210 an old woman re-arranged her bedroom furniture according to fengshui principles, in order to improve health, happiness, wellness. The first night of the new arrangement, she got up to use the bathroom, tripped over a piece of the furniture she had moved, and broke her arm....

211 if you focus all your attention on breathing, it becomes more difficult....

212 I had to go to the dentist because I fell on my front teeth. When I was there, I found out I had a lot of other problems with my teeth....

213 I just found out I'm pregnant, and then won 11 bottles of speciality vodka and wine at a raffle? I only put one ticket in for that, but 20 tickets in for another thing....

214 I know food I like is unhealthy and will kill me eventually but I make fun of my friends for eating healthily?...

215 you get a contagious disease from the Contagion film reel?

216 ...the only way to get to a certain handicapped washroom is up a flight of stairs?...

217 an asthma attack stopped your panic attack??

218 as a school sub, I get health insurance if I work 60 straight days on the same job, but if I have to take a sick day I lose that insurance....

219 the leader of a sliming club was morbidly obese

220 the majority of hypochondriacs smoke and drin a lot

221 Smile. 'coz shit happens was written on the toilet door at college

222 ...a baby has a baby sister/brother?

223 while flossing, I got shreds of dental floss stuck between my teeth?

224 He washed the floor to avoid getting sick and broke his leg when he slipped on the water...

225 if you are not careful, you can brush your teeth too often and/or too hard, which will erode your gums and enamle causing sensitivity to heat/cold and increase vulnerability to cavities....