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Examples of Health ironies

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Ironic Questions: Health

Is It Ironic That...?

151 I wear my "Praise the Lard" t-shirt when I go for a run?

152 I'm learning to fight like Charlie's Angels from an instructor named Charlie?...

153 when a mother is heading to a doctor's office to pick up a soft cast boot her daughter, who has broken her foot, the mother slips and breaks her foot resulting in needing a soft cast herself?...

154 you say that swimming is boring when you are swimming

155 I got sick right before I went to the doctor

156 Is it ironic that in a situation where a person has abused loyalty and has blatently offended a family member.they may swallow uneasily in thinking about it. I have just found out they have a lump in their throat and need it removed in the next few weeks....

157 I'm having greasy pizza with a side of broccoli for lunch

158 an IHOP has replaced a gym?

159 I wash down my blood pressure medication with a cup of coffee?

160 A lot of people fall asleep to the sound of thunder and rain yet they're so loud...

161 A health food convention issues a raffle for winning gift cards to Burger King, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut....

162 an interpreter for the deaf and hard of hearing loses her hearing a year after she quit that career?...

163 A stress-ball explodes in your hands, bringing back stressful childhood experiences....

164 my dad had a heart attack on mothers day

165 I have chronic allergies to lemon trees, yet own a field full of them?

166 I pinched my finger while closing the First Aid kid box?

167 I'm wearing a "Frankie says relax" shirt on the day that I'm going to the doctor to receive care for my strained and tense lower back?...

168 On the hunt for painkillers for my headache I caught my hand on a razor in my drawer and sliced it open, leaving me more in need of painkillers...

169 A friend is waiting in line at the police station, and is reading a poster about "drug identification". One of the photos shows a "cocaine kit", a little wallet size bag that has compartments for a vial, a mirror, and a razor blade. She expresses surprise and dismay, saying, "who would manufacture this kit and where would you buy such a thing?!" I wondered why she was at the police station. The reason she's at the police station is to purchase a license to sell alcohol....

170 the Boston Marathon bomber was brought to Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center...

171 A person going to the gym to climb a stair master takes the elevator to the gym instead of the stairs?...

172 the health department does not offer its employees health benefits?

173 The pollen count is so bad this year that crackheads are trying to convert their meth back to sudafed...

174 I was creating a poster representing health today whilst suffering from migraine...

175 A morbidly obese man was diagnosed with diabetes, but shortly after the diagnosis, he ate 20 bags of sugar?...