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26 My daughter was in the hospital for an infection. She was weak and did not want to walk. They ordered a CAT scan and IV antibiotics. During the cat scan to investigate why she did not want to walk they put an IV in her foot, limiting her ability to walk....

27 Is it ironic if a doctor kills people?

28 That I broke my toe on the way to have a foot massage?

29 Is it ironic that the director of the CDC, and organization which exists in part to oppose smoking and raise awareness against it, must resign after it is reported she bought tobacco stocks after being appointed?...

30 Is it ironic that all the staff at the eye clinic wear glasses?

31 While you are brushing you're your teeth, your teeth get dirtier

32 While sitting in a mental health clinic's waiting room waiting for my partner's appointment to finish there was a creaking door that triggered my mild OCD and I had to stand up to deal with it....

33 My insurance agents tooth crown fell off while he was signing me up for a dental plan....

34 I just got an eyelash in my eye?

35 A colleague who smokes 20 cigarettes a day returned from Delhi complaining about the air quality...

36 I attended school to study the health affects of childhood trauma to improve the outcome of said children. I had to quit school due to the adverse health affects of my childhood trauma....

37 people can be sad in Disneyland, the "happiest place on Earth?"

38 you are learning about medical terms and sickness in a different language, during which you get sick....

39 Is it ironic that you like obamacare, but laugh and jeer at someone else's hypocrisy over it....

40 I had an allergic reaction to allergy medication?

41 I say my cock is big but it's actually small?

42 Is it ironic that vitamins called One A Day direct you to take two each day?...

43 I ordered a white noise machine to help soothe my baby to sleep, but the delivery truck came at 7:45pm and woke up my baby?...

44 I had a "friend" who kept warning me about how men were allegedly abusive and perverted, but she emotionally and sexually abused me?...

45 my doctor prescribed antibiotics to cure my diarrhoea. The antibiotics are giving my diarrhoea....

46 An exercise partner counsels you to continue your morning walk even if the temperature is very chilly, yet he is the one who on the first chilly morning texts "it's too cold."...

47 Fat women wear skin tight yoga pants, because they want to be comfortable, but hard body babes wear baggy sweat pants in order to be comfortable....

48 That when an addict comes forward and claims they were sexually abused as a child, the defense lawyer successfully attacks their credibility by saying "well you can't trust them, they are a drug addict" When the opposite is true - i.e. studies show that a very high percentage of addicts were abused as children....

49 Is it ironic that my elderly dad had to cancel dinner, that he said he could go to, because he forgot he had an alzheimers meeting that night ?...

50 Like pulling teeth to get father to take daughter to dentist so daughter can get teeth pulled....