Examples of Animal ironies

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Ironic Questions: Animal

Is It Ironic That...?

101 a horse loves eating mettwurst?

102 they have a rat infestation on the Sanitation Department

103 Someone who is scared of mice, looks like a mouse.

104 you were going to put your dog to sleep until you realize that you ran over him...

105 Fish can get seasick.

106 a dog is mistaken for a cat

107 you are walking down a street and you pass a house that has a sign on the side gate that says "Beware of Dog". You pause and look through the bars and a few seconds later a chihuahua comes running up...

108 a dog is named cat?

109 a cat barks as a meow?

110 Is it ironic that in the movie 'Jurassic Park', Dr. Grant gives a lecture about how dangerous raptors are to a kid who suggested it just looks like a "six foot turkey", and now it's been discovered that raptors were shorter and covered in feathers...more like a turkey?...

111 on the way to taking my dog to the vet i hit and killed a cat with my car...

112 If the next time I get an invite to "Happy Pets" on facebook, I buy a puppy, and putting it in a blender?...

113 bears are actually hairy?

114 Monkey see,monkey do...go to the zoo acting like a monkey in front of a monkey and he throws a banana at you...

115 A turkey on a turkey farm where it is snowing says "I wish I was going somewhere hot this Christmas". (from a cartoon in The Daily Express:

116 I accidentally blinded/plowed a little screech owl on the way home from Omaha tonight.... went back and picked up little guy, but he died in my lap on the way home :( Ironically, I was given a peace bumper sticker from the VW dealership today....

117 a certain girl was going on about how she wouldn't hurt animals when I noticed she was wearing a leather belt....

118 The name of Britain's biggest dog (until it died recently) was Tiny. Source:

119 a fish that drowns

120 Frogs can't live out of water, but toads can?

121 Cat food smells the same on the way in, as it does on the way out?

122 a guy named his cat Cerberus (a three headed dog.)