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26 Founder of circus elephant retirement center crushed to death by elephant....

27 An elephant is afraid of a mouse?

28 they killed a cougar because it wasn't afraid of humans anymore. In other words, don't be afraid or we will kill you. Be afraid and you will live....

29 That a man would admire a mouse when he is younger, then kill a mouse when he is older?...

30 Is it ironic that a cow would be eating a sign that says beef?

31 Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse was afraid of mouse?

32 "my girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!" My ex wife was this way with me. is it considered ironic that I came across this and immediately thought of her? i posted it on my facebook with the words "hmm...thats funny...and ironic." because we recently split up for this exact reason....

33 a family has a cat and a dog. The dog is named kitty and the cat is named doggy...

34 Is it ironic if a whale-keeper goes to feed his whale and gets eaten himself?...

35 an animal lover is also a hunter?

36 Someone on Facebook is posting how they hate dogs and think they should be left outside in the winter... and when they were a child they were hit by a mail truck....

37 Is it ironic that putting a hurting animal is called being humane, but the same treatment is rarely given to a human?...

38 The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."...

39 the mouse chases the cat

40 Swimming with a dolphin was one of the best experiences of my life but the agony the dolphin would have had to ensure in being captured and taken to that marine park away from her family would have been the worst experience of her life. Is this tragically ironic?...

41 Group of crows is called murder

42 I was watching my dog chase his own tail for five minutes thinking how stupid he is for doing so and realized I was just watching this rather stupid act for five minutes....

43 when discussing how the North American Red Bellied Snake is often called by the name of the deadly Australian Red Bellied Black Snake, it was brought up that a second North American reptile, the Five Lined Skink, is also called by the name of a different creature, the genuine Blue Tailed Skink, a lizard that is also native to Australia....

44 A person likes to run over dogs, but when he is arrested, he says that he would never harm the fleas on a dog....

45 A very ugly person said that my pet ferret was "the ugliest animal [she had] ever seen?...

46 I own a pet pig and I was meeting my mom at an outdoor function with my pig. She got there before I did and she asked a couple if they had seen a pig. The couple turned out to be undercover cops....

47 Steve Irwin was killed by a sting ray

48 NURSE shark needs MEDICAL attention

49 You put a string around your bathroom tab so the cat doesn't accidentally open the tab, and the cat then opens the tab because it's attracted to playing with the string?...

50 some years ago, I had left my copy of the book "Watership Down" on the floor of my bedroom, and my sister's pet rabbit came in and chewed most of the cover off....