Examples of Animal ironies
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Ironic Questions: Animal
Is It Ironic That...?
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A bear eats a guy in a PETA shirt. |
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a horse loves eating mettwurst? |
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they have a rat infestation on the Sanitation Department |
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Someone who is scared of mice, looks like a mouse. |
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you were going to put your dog to sleep until you realize that you ran over him...... |
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Fish can get seasick. |
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a dog is mistaken for a cat |
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you are walking down a street and you pass a house that has a sign on the side gate that says "Beware of Dog". You pause and look through the bars and a few seconds later a chihuahua comes running up... |
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a dog is named cat? |
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a cat barks as a meow? |
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Is it ironic that in the movie \'Jurassic Park\', Dr. Grant gives a lecture about how dangerous raptors are to a kid who suggested it just looks like a "six foot turkey", and now it\'s been discovered that raptors were shorter and covered in feathers...more like a turkey?... |
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on the way to taking my dog to the vet i hit and killed a cat with my car... |
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If the next time I get an invite to "Happy Pets" on facebook, I buy a puppy, and putting it in a blender?... |
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bears are actually hairy? |
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Monkey see,monkey do...go to the zoo acting like a monkey in front of a monkey and he throws a banana at you...... |
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A turkey on a turkey farm where it is snowing says "I wish I was going somewhere hot this Christmas". (from a cartoon in The Daily Express: http://www.express.co.uk/cartoon/view/2010-12-17)... |
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I accidentally blinded/plowed a little screech owl on the way home from Omaha tonight.... went back and picked up little guy, but he died in my lap on the way home :( Ironically, I was given a peace bumper sticker from the VW dealership today.... |
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a certain girl was going on about how she wouldn't hurt animals when I noticed she was wearing a leather belt.... |
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The name of Britain's biggest dog (until it died recently) was Tiny.
Source: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/8682964.Tiny__Britain___s_biggest_dog__dies_at_age_of_ten/... |
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a fish that drowns |
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Frogs can't live out of water, but toads can? |
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Cat food smells the same on the way in, as it does on the way out? |
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a guy named his cat Cerberus (a three headed dog.) |
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