Health Irony

Is it ironic that Drinking medicine can make you more sick.

Is it ironic that I cut myself on a band-aid box?

Is it ironic that A dentist dies of tooth decay?

Is it ironic that Health insurance, which is supposed to make health care cheaper, is wickedly expensive?

Is it ironic that Im a flu champion (I give flu vaccines at work and nag others to have them) and now I have flu.

Is it ironic that You try to sleep in a dream?

Is it ironic that That my boyfriend got appendicitis over a week ago and has had his appendix removed and now I am laying in a hospital bed - post surgery after being diagnosed with appendicitis and just had it removed?

Is it ironic that I vaccumed my house to get rid of dog hair before my allergic boyfriend came over, but there was no bag in the vacuum and I blew dog hair all over the entire house.

Is it ironic that My sibling says that I'm lazy yet he himself was too lazy to grab the TV remote on the table less than a foot away from him?

Is it ironic that I wear my "Praise the Lard" t-shirt when I go for a run?

Is it ironic that When a mother is heading to a doctor's office to pick up a soft cast boot her daughter, who has broken her foot, the mother slips and breaks her foot resulting in needing a soft cast herself?

Is it ironic that You say that swimming is boring when you are swimming.

Is it ironic that I got sick right before I went to the doctor.

Is it ironic that I wash down my blood pressure medication with a cup of coffee?

Is it ironic that My dad had a heart attack on mothers day.

Is it ironic that A friend is waiting in line at the police station, and is reading a poster about "drug identification".

Is it ironic that The pollen count is so bad this year that crackheads are trying to convert their meth back to sudafed.

Is it ironic that Researchers at Harvard Medical School have reported that salt consumption triggers autoimmune disease in mice and certain human immune cells.

Is it ironic that A researcher working on spinal cord injury is diagnosed with a rare case of spinal cord tumor! is this ironic?

Is it ironic that Two weeks after joining a suicide and depression club on campus I have surgery leaving a "down the stream" incision on my wrist?

Is it ironic that Up until the 1960s, gas masks - made to preserve your lungs - contained asbestos?

Is it ironic that That cigarette company supports a losing lung cancer program.

Is it ironic that I had a patient who came to counseling every week for 6 months with concerns she would run our of money before she died and during this time she was diagnosed with terminal cancer --the money never came into play.

Is it ironic that The word lisp is something someone with a lisp quite probably could not pronounce correctly?

Is it ironic that Something that could have killed me (a deep vein thrombosis) might have also saved my life by preventing large pulmonary emboli resulting from a 2nd deep vein thrombosis from passing intact through the first deep vein thrombosis' scar tissue?