Irony Irony

Is it ironic that Standing on your feet all morning so your back won't hurt, only to have to sit cause your feet hurt.

Is it ironic that A person who is called a gentleman cross-dresses?

Is it ironic that A television commercial advertises that this particular channel will provide no television commercials.

Is it ironic that There is all this clamor about to try the soldier who went on a killing spree in Afganistan quickly and execute him, never mind his having suffered a traumatic brain injury.

Is it ironic that The filmmaker behind "kony2012" was arrested for masturbaring and being under the influence in public.

Is it ironic that Janet Street-Porter talks about how loud and ugly wind turbines are.

Is it ironic that If a priest lies at church.

Is it ironic that While waiting for the downpipes to keep the water from under my house...

Is it ironic that The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever, yet the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to please not feed the animals, because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves?

Is it ironic that After complaining about a neighbour leaving 20 notes on my door, today he left a note saying he will be leaving no more notes.

Is it ironic that One of the top results of suggested careers (after taking a careers-quest quiz to see what would suit me) was 'Career consultant' when clearly, I took the test because I'm unsure of my future career path.

Is it ironic that I'm on a diet, but my lunch will always be hamburgers.

Is it ironic that A person that works on making gardens does not like to deal with mud.

Is it ironic that I called someone a 'fat slag' only to realise that I'm a fat slag myself?

Is it ironic that A man not wanting to care for a baby, sit with the baby and watches "The Odd Couple" on...

Is it ironic that "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."...

Is it ironic that Someone who has recently had facial surgery for aesthetic reasons tells a friend that they have self confidence issues.

Is it ironic that Someone at the local convenience store tripped over the yellow "caution: wet floor" sign?

Is it ironic that The saying in shrek "happiness is a tear drop away".

Is it ironic that That...

Is it ironic that Family members went behind my back for months attempting to steal my property with out me knowing, and are now asking me to HELP them steal it?

Is it ironic that When you criticize a person\'s attitudes and behavior but your own behavior is far worse than the people you criticize.

Is it ironic that An old man always gets his newspaper everyday from the paper boy, but since he's running he goes to get one himself and is killed by getting hit by the paper boy's bike.

Is it ironic that There's probably a crane operator who is afraid of heights?

Is it ironic that I've been searching for a " Where's Waldo?" book for weeks to give as a gift.