Irony Irony

Is it ironic that A weapon merchant said to his son one day that his spear can poke through anything and his shield can never be poked through.

Is it ironic that I was desperately trying to stay awake but ultimately failing while watching the film entitled 'insomnia'.

Is it ironic that A person is accused of lying by a liar?

Is it ironic that I keep forgetting that I need to get a planner?

Is it ironic that I live on a dairy farm yet we have no milk?

Is it ironic that Dr. Finnley an Aspergers ( High functioning Autism) specialist has Aspergers.

Is it ironic that My cousin said she wanted clam chowder without clams.

Is it ironic that A canadian kid claims he hates emo but all his friends are emos.

Is it ironic that If an environmentalist boycotts Motel 6 for leaving lights on for their guest, there will be more lights being left on.

Is it ironic that Our message board's most popular forum, the game forum, not only has almost half of all posts, but has far more rules than all other forums combined.

Is it ironic that People are private with their sex lives and yet proudly socialize with and brag about the product of their private activities: their children.

Is it ironic that Someone posts a petty vent on the "venting" forum of a message board about how petty people's vents are?

Is it ironic that A man is incarcerated in a jail he used to be warden of.

Is it ironic that While a little four year old girl was praying for their class hampster to live...her...

Is it ironic that I was looking for a ride somewhere and not having any luck.

Is it ironic that A Jew gets a tattoo of the Hebrew word for "irony.

Is it ironic that Not being able to sleep at night is becoming tiresome.

Is it ironic that A heart surgeon who has saved thousands of people's lives dies of a heart attack or an Oncologist dies of Cancer.

Is it ironic that When i ask my teenager to CALL somebody to get a quick response she says she "HATES to TALK on the phone, it is quicker to text".

Is it ironic that An immigrant who is finally awarded citizenship then goes and votes for an anti-immigration political party?

Is it ironic that Skeletons are killing the living?

Is it ironic that The Disabled Persons toilet is always at the top of the stairs?

Is it ironic that A watchmaker is late for something.

Is it ironic that The slogan for a lawyer's website read: "Practice Poetic Justice" ?

Is it ironic that There is all this clamor to the soldier who went on a killing spree in Afganistan quickly and execute him, never mind his having suffered a traumatic brain injury.