Irony Irony

Is it ironic that Someone claims to laugh at "American idiots" all day, and yet is, unknowingly, an "American idiot"? To clarify, "i laugh at american idiots all day" (Direct quote, spoken by an American who happens to be, himself, an idiot.

Is it ironic that The fashion designer is a nudist.

Is it ironic that A man injured in a shooting buys a gun to protect himself.

Is it ironic that A child who believes that lucky charms are actually lucky gets killed in a car crash hours later.

Is it ironic that A sky dive that is afraid of heights.

Is it ironic that This website isn't ironic.

Is it ironic that A female slave's job is to produce more slaves with a married man? (female slave and married man are not married together).

Is it ironic that The most basic people in my class are calling me basic?

Is it ironic that You want to be a vaccum cleaner but you don't want cleaning.

Is it ironic that A woman says "What a nice weather we are having!" When the weather is clowdy and its about to rain.

Is it ironic that I am seing a movie and a see a person walking brhinde the prinsipal but he dont notice it.

Is it ironic that "How nice",she said, when i told her that i had to work in weekends?

Is it ironic that Jerry Springer never watches his own show?

Is it ironic that A 12th grade math teacher fails a test on its own math concepts?

Is it ironic that We shout at kids to talk nicely.

Is it ironic that An orange man lives in a white house?

Is it ironic that You find out who you biological parents are but then finding out they adopted another kid.

Is it ironic that A writer repeatedly used the word "impacting" while discussing the overuse of workplace jargon?

Is it ironic that I spent all my money, every last penny, on a new wallet?

Is it ironic that The box of trash bags gets thrown away into said trash bag when its out of trash bags?

Is it ironic that An exhibition of Titanic artifacts was closed due to water damage?

Is it ironic that If u buy a 4K TV but decide to watch the video at 720p.

Is it ironic that The confederate states of America fought for the freedom of white people to deny freedom to black people?

Is it ironic that One of my friends is clearly gay, though he watches lesbian porn.

Is it ironic that Water water everywhere nor any drop to drink.