Death Irony

Is it ironic that Co worker refuses to quit smoking because his father (65 years old) smokes and is not affected.

Is it ironic that That I have to wait until someone dies in the funeral industry to get a job in the funeral industry?

Is it ironic that I had a dream that I died from drowning because I couldn't swim, despite the fact that I'm a lifeguard and swim coach.

Is it ironic that After getting caught in a storm out at sea and almost capsizing in the boat (which drowning is one of my biggest fears) that upon making it to shore my dad had tagged me in a cartoon post of death holding a tooth brush with a caption saying "Relax its just a brush with death?"

Is it ironic that My friend stopped talking to me the day my son died and now she has a terminal illness?

Is it ironic that All of these dead people are killing my vibe?

Is it ironic that The daughter of the commandant of Auschwitz death camp moved to America and ended up working for Jews for 30 years?

Is it ironic that When someone accused of murder gets acquitted for lack of evidence but then gets a lawyer to fire off a letter saying that posts on the internet about how they got away with murder made them feel "physically and psychologically threatened.

Is it ironic that You got killed by avoiding death.

Is it ironic that Most people don't get out of life alive?

Is it ironic that Life is short.

Is it ironic that A man was put to death for necrophilia.

Is it ironic that A cardiologist dies of a heart stroke at the age of 45.

Is it ironic that A soldier is making a doll for a village girl and the mother of the little girl hands a bomb to another soldier.

Is it ironic that Although coworkers tend to view me as somewhat foolish/weird they tend to come to me when someone they love is dying?

Is it ironic that A girl seeks a green mamba for a safety when it is what eventually kills her?

Is it ironic that A family is driving on a road to a town called Tombsboro.

Is it ironic that A mother bought her son a gun for his 11th birthday which he later murdered her with?

Is it ironic that A man committs suicide with a gun at an auto race sponsored by the National Rifle Association?

Is it ironic that I never knew how much I love my father until his death?

Is it ironic that My friend had a reputation of driving very fast, recklessly, often drunk, and ultimately died in a car accident as a passenger in a car driven by someone who drove safely?

Is it ironic that A fat person dies of starvation?

Is it ironic that A prince kills a dragon and saves the princess and then finds out that the dragon was her best friend that was saving her from princes since she has a phobia of them.

Is it ironic that The spokesman for the restaurant chain Heart Attack Burgers had a heart attack.

Is it ironic that You save someone then you kill them?