Health Irony

Is it ironic that It is always seen to be a good thing to be positive, but that it is extremely negative to be HIV positive?

Is it ironic that I was having difficulty opening a small bottle of "liquid bandage" to protect a cut on my finger when I cut another finger on the cracked lid of the bottle?

Is it ironic that I receive a Victoria's Secret catalog the same day as a Cheesecake catalog?

Is it ironic that My parents are both kidney specialists, but my brother has kidney problems?

Is it ironic that If you get appendicitis the week before your medical finals when you've spent the last month advising friends not to let themselves get sick from over-studying.

Is it ironic that I take such good care of myself when I'm sick but if I had taken as much care before I had gotten sick I never would have gotten sick to begin with?

Is it ironic that My sister is vegan because she believes it has health benefits but wears non UV protecting sunglasses when sunbathing, increasing the risk of cataracts.

Is it ironic that A psychiatrist drives his patients crazy?

Is it ironic that A person who was one of the tallest kids in school is now one of the shortest people as an adult?

Is it ironic that That I walked to the shops to buy a packet of cigarettes simply to get my step count up as I am currently participating in a 10000 step challenge?

Is it ironic that I was reading a health and fitness magazine on the beach while eating hot chips.

Is it ironic that I'm so upset that I had to call the police about a drug dealer parking in my driveway and making calls from my yard that I had to take two Valium.

Is it ironic that I just used the nastiest public bathroom ever and the sign on the mirror said keep clean, the irony.

Is it ironic that If someone who makes mattresses and beds for a living, suffers from crippling insomnia?

Is it ironic that I found out I was pregnant the morning of my husband's vasectomy?

Is it ironic that Many wild fires are started by volunteer firefighters.

Is it ironic that Brother A gets a cavity while Brother B does not when: Brother A always eats fruit while Brother B always eats candy.

Is it ironic that Our soap company is called Dirty Pig Bath and Beauty?

Is it ironic that A person is battling clinical depression and suicidal thoughts, as a result of which he has problems functioning normally and getting things done in time.

Is it ironic that A doctors name is...

Is it ironic that I went outside for some fresh air with the smokers?

Is it ironic that The first chapter of my psychology book for Nursing emphasizes the negative effects of chronic stress on the body and mind, yet nursing school is nothing but 2 years of chronic stress?

Is it ironic that A man with a tattoo of eyes becomes blind?

Is it ironic that An item of footwear is called a 'barefoot shoe'?

Is it ironic that Ever since I got my leg amputated (cancer) people keep asking me if I "need a hand"?