Death Irony

Is it ironic that A man believes in the necessity of war but doesn't think anybody deserves to die?

Is it ironic that Mountain goats fall to their death?

Is it ironic that People are horrified when they witness a death even though it's so common and everyone has to go through it.

Is it ironic that A person's last minutes of their life were also their longest minutes.

Is it ironic that People afraid of death are 'scared to death'?

Is it ironic that I almost got ran over by a hearse.

Is it ironic that A barber killed someone with a razor?

Is it ironic that Both my grandmother and grandfather died on Thanksgiving of natural causes 5 years apart?

Is it ironic that My Grandfather passed away on my birthday?

Is it ironic that The inventor of the Segway died while riding the Segway??

Is it ironic that A serial killer is killed by a serial killer?

Is it ironic that You have to go through a long process to acquire a driver's license, but it only takes a moment to get into a car accident?

Is it ironic that My daughter made the comment to her friend that she had killed a spider with its own web while playing minecraft, her friend replied now that's ironic.

Is it ironic that Jeff is constipated.

Is it ironic that A doctor is so skilled that he can cure anyone of any disease, but one day, he himself falls ill, and finds that nothing he does will cure himself, and eventually, dies.

Is it ironic that Our lives on earth are short lived.

Is it ironic that A paranoid obsessive compulsive hypocondriac is killed by germs?

Is it ironic that Someone died on their birthday.

Is it ironic that The doctor of a free clinic that everyone trusts, is purposly killing his patients for money.

Is it ironic that A man was shot filming a movie in which he plays a man who was murdered?

Is it ironic that That a thanatophobic died in the living room..

Is it ironic that A pregnant Pro-life protestor has a miscarriage outside of an abortion clinic.

Is it ironic that That somebody dies halfway through a song called 'music when the lights go out'.

Is it ironic that A swimming instuctor drowned from not warming up?

Is it ironic that In many Aboriginal Dreamtime stories, the Southern Cross constellation represents the first coming of death, but the British chose to put it on the Australian flag right next to the Union Jack.