Health Irony

Is it ironic that My gym teacher looks like she's eligible to be on Biggest Loser?

Is it ironic that My father had a subdural hematoma (brain bleed) in the same area of his brain where my mother had a stroke seven months before?

Is it ironic that I'm learning to fight like Charlie's Angels from an instructor named Charlie?

Is it ironic that I was creating a poster representing health today whilst suffering from migraine.

Is it ironic that An oncologist is diagnosed with cancer.

Is it ironic that My pay gets docked for having too many sick days when it is work that made me sick in the first place?

Is it ironic that My mom gets me to search all over the house for her cigarettes and I finally find them sitting on top of the book she was reading - the encyclopaedia of family health.

Is it ironic that My 6 month old daughter who can't crawl yet has been diagnosed with walking pneumonia.

Is it ironic that A group of physician assistant students develop deep vein thromboses while sitting for an extended period of time, studying the subject of peripheral artery disease?

Is it ironic that That a person becomes too ill to have an operation that will make them better.

Is it ironic that If a man with the flu takes flu medicine and has an allergic reaction?

Is it ironic that Oh, the irony! Recently, as I typed away writing a grant application for COPD grant funding, the people sitting behind me in the waiting area I was in, reeked of stale, musty cigarette smoke! I considered asking them to proof it for me.

Is it ironic that I am 63 and still at work.

Is it ironic that While I had strep throat, I coughed up a bit of blood in the perfect shape of a heart? Later accompanied by other splotches of blood.

Is it ironic that You got run over by an ambulance?

Is it ironic that The giant is as thin as a stick?

Is it ironic that I know food I like is unhealthy and will kill me eventually but I make fun of my friends for eating healthily?

Is it ironic that You get a contagious disease from the Contagion film reel?

Is it ironic that The leader of a sliming club was morbidly obese.

Is it ironic that My mom always said she was scatter brained and then got diagnosed with early onset alzheimer's?

Is it ironic that Waiting all the year long to go to Disney and get sick.

Is it ironic that I attended school to study the health affects of childhood trauma to improve the outcome of said children.

Is it ironic that My doctor prescribed antibiotics to cure my diarrhoea.

Is it ironic that Like pulling teeth to get father to take daughter to dentist so daughter can get teeth pulled.

Is it ironic that Commercial sunscreen used to protect skin from UV rays contains an ingredient that causes hormone disruption.