Food Irony

Is it ironic that That two couples sitting across from one another one being chinese the other being canadain, the canadians are eating chinese food with forks and the chinese people were eating Tim Hortons with chop sticks?

Is it ironic that While waiting tables a woman known as a psychic asked me the ingredients in our salad dressing?

Is it ironic that A Weight Watchers instructor won free cheese for one year?

Is it ironic that The money that I'll receive as a butcher will be what funds my new vegetarian lifestyle?

Is it ironic that The only time I crave Chick'filet is on Sundays, the day it is closed.

Is it ironic that There is such a thing as "jumbo shrimp," or is it just an oxymoron?

Is it ironic that At the end of Xmas day I'm as stuffed as the turkey was at the start of the day?

Is it ironic that Someone is too hungry to cook?..

Is it ironic that I ate chinese food at a mexican restaurant.

Is it ironic that I hate tomatoes but love ketchup.

Is it ironic that A bumper sticker should read "Keep the government off our farms!" over a watermark of FDA and USDA in the shape of a footprint, given that in 2011 thirty-eight percent of American farmers benefited from tax payer funded farm subsidies?

Is it ironic that The sausages cooked at a gastronomers' barbeque gave everybody food poisoning.

Is it ironic that Verbal irony: "I am having such a i great time in this Christmas" said the Ryan.

Is it ironic that I used Kosher salt to season a pork roast.

Is it ironic that I am in a humorous online chat group called "The Sausage Fest" despite being borderline vegen in reality?

Is it ironic that You die as food?

Is it ironic that People eat food and smoke but the protecs the body.

Is it ironic that While shopping in your fav coffee shop and buying a hot chocolate you get a voucher of a free coffee to be used in the same coffee shop but you hate with a passion the taste of coffee?

Is it ironic that Is is ironic that 100 food safety workers got food poisoning at a summit? True story.

Is it ironic that Someone eats at Chic-Fil-A and,wanting to stay slim, works out to a Richard Simmons tape?

Is it ironic that I burnt microwave popcorn when i work at a movie theatre?

Is it ironic that My old manager at a fastfood joint would illegally clock us out while we were still working...he...

Is it ironic that "America Runs on Dunkin's" although there is virtually no stores outside of New England.

Is it ironic that The posh city streets along Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago, home of the iconic Wrigley Building and headquarters of Wrigley the gum maker, are covered like leopard spots with the black remnants of chewing gum?

Is it ironic that I attended my first al-anon meeting wearing a Richards Shandy t-shirt?