Health Irony

Is it ironic that My HEALTH insurance company reviewed my records, noted that I haven't had a mammogram in two years, and recommended I get one.

Is it ironic that I can't go to college because it makes me anxious but not going to college makes me anxious?

Is it ironic that A man goes into severe hypoglycemia while the ambulance is driving to the hospital it hits a truck carrying sugar and the man dies.

Is it ironic that If you met a fat dietitian.

Is it ironic that Stigma, which is one of the social injustices attached to heroin, is an obstacle to recovery however recovery is a solution to addiction?

Is it ironic that The morning after griping about needing medical care for a condition, the federal medical card shows up.

Is it ironic that The swollen gland in my throat looks almost exactly like a sudafed cough drop?

Is it ironic that The psychiatrist said, "My patients drive me nuts!"

Is it ironic that Tree hugging protestor got poison ivy.

Is it ironic that "..I need to look for my eye.

Is it ironic that My friend's last name is tall, but everyone in the family is extremly short?

Is it ironic that My neighbor fought in and survived a war but is now missing three limbs due to the car wreck on the way home?

Is it ironic that You´re a salesperson and a customer (missing an arm), tells you he/she is just browsing and you reply: ¨Let me know if you need a hand¨ You realize what you´ve just said and.

Is it ironic that I'd give my right arm to be Ambidextrous.

Is it ironic that While visiting a patient in the mental Hospital, they spend the time identifying MY (perceived) character defects.

Is it ironic that On a guided tour of an historic 1920s Health Insurance Building in Australian it was ironic to see a massive coffin-shaped table in the Boardroom.

Is it ironic that I got hit by an ambulance which then took me to hospital.

Is it ironic that A man needed treatment in hospital after being hit by a hospital sign saying 'feeling under the weather? see your doctor' when it was ripped from the wall by severe winds: http://www.

Is it ironic that I've been studying all about appendectomies and I just got appendicitis?

Is it ironic that My 1st grade student told me that her dad got sick and threw up last night...

Is it ironic that A pregnant woman told me I was getting fat?

Is it ironic that I absolutely can't stand people smoking near me, but I put up with my father smoking.

Is it ironic that I bought a packet of cigarettes and a packet of lockets for a sore throat?

Is it ironic that Eyelashes are evolutions way of keeping dust and debris out of eyes yet end up being the thing that gets in our eyes the most?

Is it ironic that You get injured trying to get fit.