Food Irony

Is it ironic that I hate peanut butter but love peanuts and peanut brittle?

Is it ironic that I'm watching Masterchef whilst eating pork scratchings?

Is it ironic that A person serving his or herself milk but, leaving a centimeter of milk left.

Is it ironic that A city in Texas called Coffee City is mostly visited to buy beer?

Is it ironic that I am cooking a dish and my friend eating the same dish in a different place.

Is it ironic that On the board it says warmth but the room is cold.

Is it ironic that My porridge goes cold whilst blowing on my son's porridge because it's too hot for him to eat.

Is it ironic that A 5-star baker had a half sale on his burned cookies.

Is it ironic that A nonstick pan stuck to food.

Is it ironic that Barbeque sauce is vegan.

Is it ironic that My mom asked for a cup holder tray at a fast food resturant specifically also she would not spill anything, but the person failed to put the lid of the drink on all the way and when she drove off, it fell out of the cup holder and spilled everywhere?

Is it ironic that The Food Stamp Program, administered by the...

Is it ironic that If while driving drunk you were hit by a drunk driver.

Is it ironic that A person walks into a liquor store but there is no liquor there.

Is it ironic that The farmers of Ivory Coast growing cocoa beans,haven't seen or tasted chocolate ever in their lives?

Is it ironic that A school complains about kids not eating healthy enough, yet they sell cookies and soft pretzels with cheese at lunch?

Is it ironic that I give a friend, who is against the concept of happiness, a gift of candy saying "you don't need a reason to be happy"?

Is it ironic that Some bunnies don't eat carrots.

Is it ironic that I bought diet tablets because I eat too much then can't swallow them?

Is it ironic that Fast Food places are increasingly taking longer and longer to actually put the "fast" food together?

Is it ironic that We didn't lose power when the storm knocked out electricity everywhere.

Is it ironic that A cafe named "Flames Coffee Shop" burned to the ground this morning in a 4-alarm fire?

Is it ironic that A 'health snack bar' contains more sugar and fat than a chocolate bar?

Is it ironic that There's ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife?

Is it ironic that We cook bacon, but we bake cookies?