Health Irony

Is it ironic that A hotdog eating, to raise money for obesity.

Is it ironic that I cut myself on a first aid box?

Is it ironic that My daughter is getting her braces off after 6 years and now needs glasses.

Is it ironic that Cancer research scientist recently undergoes chemotherapy.

Is it ironic that An IHOP has replaced a gym?

Is it ironic that A stress-ball explodes in your hands, bringing back stressful childhood experiences.

Is it ironic that My friend is going in tomorrow to have their baby through c section, but she goes into labor tonight?

Is it ironic that A Fitness Center has Escalators?

Is it ironic that A woman tried to purchase tobacco with healthy living coupons?

Is it ironic that A heart surgeon died from a heart attack?

Is it ironic that The only way to get to a certain handicapped washroom is up a flight of stairs?

Is it ironic that Smile.

Is it ironic that I got diagnosed with ADHD while doing a class writing about it.

Is it ironic that That I cut my finger on the edge of a blister pack of painkillers when I was going to take them for another ailment?

Is it ironic that My orthodontist is crosseyed.

Is it ironic that A healthy person dies for being unhealthy?

Is it ironic that My surname is Doolittle and I have attention deficit disorder (easily distracted, struggle to get stuff done, low motivation).

Is it ironic that There are drugs to stop drug addiction?

Is it ironic that I was in a first class lounge watching news about malnutritioned children of Africa ?

Is it ironic that I fractured my patella immediately following an interview for a position as a radiologic technologist?

Is it ironic that While you are brushing you're your teeth, your teeth get dirtier.

Is it ironic that I had an allergic reaction to allergy medication?

Is it ironic that Vitamins called One A Day direct you to take two each day?

Is it ironic that A woman buys an art therapy coloring book to help with stress relief but gets even more stressed when she can't find her color pencils in the house.

Is it ironic that People who choose exercise daily, eat healthily, and do not drink, smoke or do drugs...make...