Health Irony

Is it ironic that My orthodontist is crosseyed.

Is it ironic that A healthy person dies for being unhealthy?

Is it ironic that My surname is Doolittle and I have attention deficit disorder (easily distracted, struggle to get stuff done, low motivation).

Is it ironic that There are drugs to stop drug addiction?

Is it ironic that I was in a first class lounge watching news about malnutritioned children of Africa ?

Is it ironic that While you are brushing you're your teeth, your teeth get dirtier.

Is it ironic that I had an allergic reaction to allergy medication?

Is it ironic that Vitamins called One A Day direct you to take two each day?

Is it ironic that That: It takes sadness to know what happiness...

Is it ironic that A woman buys an art therapy coloring book to help with stress relief but gets even more stressed when she can't find her color pencils in the house.

Is it ironic that People who choose exercise daily, eat healthily, and do not drink, smoke or do drugs...make...

Is it ironic that Health Programs fundraise by selling junkfood.

Is it ironic that I am eating a bag of crisps while watching an exercise video?

Is it ironic that The Marlboro man died from cigarettes.

Is it ironic that The bus you are on has an automated announcement stating that the next stop is for the Hearing, Speech and Deafness center?

Is it ironic that I spent my whole pregnancy researching, planning for, and anticipating a natural home-birth and in the end winded up in the hospital with an emergency c-section?

Is it ironic that I wake up from a nap and feel sleepier than I was before.

Is it ironic that I am trying to give someone with a phobia of therapists therapy.

Is it ironic that That a infected squirrel shutdown a campground.

Is it ironic that A health food convention issues a raffle for winning gift cards to Burger King, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut.

Is it ironic that I pinched my finger while closing the First Aid kid box?

Is it ironic that A person going to the gym to climb a stair master takes the elevator to the gym instead of the stairs?

Is it ironic that I'm digging in my purse to find my glasses but can't find them because I can't see?

Is it ironic that I find the short walk to the gym more exhausting than the walking I do on the treadmill once I get there.

Is it ironic that An ambulance runs someone over and kills them.