Food Irony

Is it ironic that I fell asleep after drinking a cup of coffee?

Is it ironic that My husband throws the caps to his beer bottles in the drawer that is right above the garbage can?

Is it ironic that I'm eating chinese food with chopsticks when the Asians are using forks and spoons?

Is it ironic that A food chases u for a year.

Is it ironic that Wats ironic a grocery store with no food.

Is it ironic that Watercress soup contains more potato than watercress.

Is it ironic that Someone with the initials SMA is allergic to milk.

Is it ironic that I was once a vegetarian who worked at Chick-fil-A.

Is it ironic that When you ask for a beef pizza they give you a cheese pizza.

Is it ironic that I am terrified of eating food from other peoples kitchen and the one time i try a bowl of food to be polite i find a dog hair in it?

Is it ironic that The student President of Students Against Drunk Driving (SAAD) drives drunk and crashes his car.

Is it ironic that I mafe Shepherd's Pie with lamb instead of beef?

Is it ironic that Coca-Cola and Pepsi are essentially the same drink even though they are competing against each other?

Is it ironic that My favourite fruit is strawberry, and I happen to be allergic to strawberries?

Is it ironic that An obese person who orders and eats a steak sandwich with blue cheese and fries on the side and chocolate brownie mousse? orders a diet coke.

Is it ironic that A Caucasian man is eating Chinese food with chopsticks sitting next to an Asian man eating Chinese food with a fork?

Is it ironic that I found all the vegetarian food in the meat aisle, and the meat food in the vegetarian aisle?

Is it ironic that A billboard for a winery is next to a billboard for AA on a highway?

Is it ironic that My daughter has a tree nut allergy and when she eats one she is given benedryl to help her, but it turns out she's allergic to the benedryl and has a worse reaction than eating the nut?

Is it ironic that The average meat and dairy consumer won't watch appalling pieces of factory farming footage as they are afraid it will turn them off their food.

Is it ironic that When asked for a Whiskey free sore throat remedy, you suggest Scotch.

Is it ironic that I missed a class on how to avoid food poisoning because I had food poisoning.

Is it ironic that You're eating Chick Filet when you have chicken pox?

Is it ironic that I saw a hotelier begging for food.

Is it ironic that Fruit is in chocolate,...