Health Irony

Is it ironic that A drug used to treat depression has suicidal thoughts listed as one of its side effects.

Is it ironic that You injured yourself by dropping the first aid kit on your foot.

Is it ironic that I switched to a new moisturizer and it dried out my skin?

Is it ironic that The majority of hypochondriacs smoke and drin a lot.

Is it ironic that A baby has a baby sister/brother?

Is it ironic that An iron lung isn't made of iron and doesn't look like a lung.

Is it ironic that A store selling cigars has a "NO SMOKING" sign posted in its wall.

Is it ironic that I can eat lots of bread all the time and not get sick,but if I eat even a little tuna macaroni with ketchup and hummus I get sick right away?

Is it ironic that Americans enjoy Cuban cigars above all others.

Is it ironic that When i am healthy my brother isn't?

Is it ironic that A relative of mine who can't eat food properly worked in a restaurant.

Is it ironic that While sitting in a mental health clinic's waiting room waiting for my partner's appointment to finish there was a creaking door that triggered my mild OCD and I had to stand up to deal with it.

Is it ironic that I had a "friend" who kept warning me about how men were allegedly abusive and perverted, but she emotionally and sexually abused me?

Is it ironic that A hotdog eating, to raise money for obesity.

Is it ironic that I cut myself on a first aid box?

Is it ironic that Cancer research scientist recently undergoes chemotherapy.

Is it ironic that An IHOP has replaced a gym?

Is it ironic that A stress-ball explodes in your hands, bringing back stressful childhood experiences.

Is it ironic that A Fitness Center has Escalators?

Is it ironic that A woman tried to purchase tobacco with healthy living coupons?

Is it ironic that A heart surgeon died from a heart attack?

Is it ironic that The only way to get to a certain handicapped washroom is up a flight of stairs?

Is it ironic that Smile.

Is it ironic that If you are not careful, you can brush your teeth too often and/or too hard, which will erode your gums and enamle causing sensitivity to heat/cold and increase vulnerability to cavities.

Is it ironic that That I cut my finger on the edge of a blister pack of painkillers when I was going to take them for another ailment?