Health Irony

Is it ironic that People can be sad in Disneyland, the "happiest place on Earth?"

Is it ironic that That...

Is it ironic that An old woman re-arranged her bedroom furniture according to fengshui principles, in order to improve health, happiness, wellness.

Is it ironic that I had to go to the dentist because I fell on my front teeth.

Is it ironic that I just found out I'm pregnant, and then won 11 bottles of speciality vodka and wine at a raffle? I only put one ticket in for that, but 20 tickets in for another thing.

Is it ironic that An asthma attack stopped your panic attack??

Is it ironic that A Physical Education teacher being over weight.

Is it ironic that Getting an STD after you loose your virginity.

Is it ironic that An gym had a escalator.

Is it ironic that The directions for 'One a Day' vitamins say to take two each day?

Is it ironic that I am gifted an expensive hairbrush for my birthday the day before I find out I have cancer.

Is it ironic that An exercise partner counsels you to continue your morning walk even if the temperature is very chilly, yet he is the one who on the first chilly morning texts "it's too cold.

Is it ironic that You end up sick in the ER and your emergency contact person is already there because they got sick.

Is it ironic that My wife wants me to stay at my job because they give me great health insurance, but the stress from my job is actually what's making me sick.

Is it ironic that A friend asked me about the side effects of a medical condition I have.

Is it ironic that He washed the floor to avoid getting sick and broke his leg when he slipped on the water.

Is it ironic that The fisherman has a seafood allergy.

Is it ironic that When you think about sleeping, you don't sleep.

Is it ironic that A little pain never hurt anyone?

Is it ironic that I called the creator of a 'worst-looking' competition hideous, then was actually voted the worst looking?

Is it ironic that The purpose of eyelashes is to prevent foreign debris from entering your eyes, however, when we get something in our eye it is often the eyelash itself?

Is it ironic that Cigarette shop had a sticker of no smoking on its wall.

Is it ironic that All the staff at the eye clinic wear glasses?

Is it ironic that My insurance agents tooth crown fell off while he was signing me up for a dental plan.

Is it ironic that I ordered a white noise machine to help soothe my baby to sleep, but the delivery truck came at 7:45pm and woke up my baby?