Coincidence Irony

Is it ironic that We drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Is it ironic that I saw a little bird flying, trying to reach the farthest branch of my tree.

Is it ironic that A police officer, while speeding down the freeway, crashes his car while trying to catch a another car so he could write him a ticket for speeding and reckless driving?

Is it ironic that The roadside assitance truck breaks down on the side of the road?

Is it ironic that I hate cheese but love nachos.

Is it ironic that Someone promoting saving paper makes 1000 flyers on new (non recycled) paper?

Is it ironic that My sister is seeing television with the television off.

Is it ironic that A person likes pepperoni pizza but is allegic to tomatoes.

Is it ironic that Friend says she hates any vehicle that Ford makes, yet she owns one, and brags about how her vehicle is better than my Nissan?

Is it ironic that A polie station is robbed by a cop.

Is it ironic that A lifeguard who can't swim.

Is it ironic that While a kid is skipping on london bridge singing "london bridge is falling dowwn," london bridge actually falls down?

Is it ironic that The strongest person gets beaten first.

Is it ironic that To get angry at the game RAGE?

Is it ironic that A guy was arrested for pretending to be a police officer.

Is it ironic that You hit all green lights on your way to an appointment that you're already 20 minutes late for.

Is it ironic that My cuzin is my brother and his father is his uncle and his mother is his aunt.

Is it ironic that My girlfriend began talking about a very specific subject and received a text regarding that subject within seconds of talking about it yet that person would have no idea that she was talking about it?

Is it ironic that I have a secret crush on my friend and they keep trying to figure out who it is that I like.

Is it ironic that My friend said i look like an Elf, he didn't know my full name was Emily Louise Frampton....

Is it ironic that The pilot is scared of heights?

Is it ironic that During an IM conversation, my friend spelled a word incorrectly, so I told him that he sucks at "spellign.

Is it ironic that A mushroom explodes and makes a mushroom cloud?

Is it ironic that Being an ice cream man all your life then dying by getting ran over by an ice cream van?

Is it ironic that I remarked to a friend, "Don't overdo it", when she came out of the kitchen holding a small bowl containing three lone french fries? Or is that sarcasm?