Food Irony

Is it ironic that The money that I'll receive as a butcher will be what funds my new vegetarian lifestyle?

Is it ironic that The only time I crave Chick'filet is on Sundays, the day it is closed.

Is it ironic that There is such a thing as "jumbo shrimp," or is it just an oxymoron?

Is it ironic that At the end of Xmas day I'm as stuffed as the turkey was at the start of the day?

Is it ironic that Someone is too hungry to cook?..

Is it ironic that I ate chinese food at a mexican restaurant.

Is it ironic that I could eat steak pie until the cows come home?

Is it ironic that A fat burger joint is next door to a healthy eating joint where nothing on the menu is over 600 calories.

Is it ironic that I hate tomatoes but love ketchup.

Is it ironic that The table filled with turkey, goose, wreaths of sausages, punches and the fruits looked awfully disgusting.

Is it ironic that A bumper sticker should read "Keep the government off our farms!" over a watermark of FDA and USDA in the shape of a footprint, given that in 2011 thirty-eight percent of American farmers benefited from tax payer funded farm subsidies?

Is it ironic that The sausages cooked at a gastronomers' barbeque gave everybody food poisoning.

Is it ironic that The FDA has just issued a recall for Toxic Waste® brand candy bars because they contain elevated levels of lead?

Is it ironic that Verbal irony: "I am having such a i great time in this Christmas" said the Ryan.

Is it ironic that That the food shortage resulted in a healthier population.

Is it ironic that Today I was able to convince my team to do a Team Building exercise at a beer brewery in the middle of the day.

Is it ironic that I am in a humorous online chat group called "The Sausage Fest" despite being borderline vegen in reality?

Is it ironic that You die as food?

Is it ironic that Eating pizza whilst reading a diet book.

Is it ironic that People eat food and smoke but the protecs the body.

Is it ironic that While shopping in your fav coffee shop and buying a hot chocolate you get a voucher of a free coffee to be used in the same coffee shop but you hate with a passion the taste of coffee?

Is it ironic that Is is ironic that 100 food safety workers got food poisoning at a summit? True story.

Is it ironic that Someone eats at Chic-Fil-A and,wanting to stay slim, works out to a Richard Simmons tape?

Is it ironic that I burnt microwave popcorn when i work at a movie theatre?

Is it ironic that My old manager at a fastfood joint would illegally clock us out while we were still working...he...