Animal Irony

Is it ironic that That a man would admire a mouse when he is younger, then kill a mouse when he is older?

Is it ironic that When my dog got worms turned out I had them too Contagious or ironic?

Is it ironic that A guy found a bird in a box full of salt shakers and ended up in the animal shelter being called pepper.

Is it ironic that A girl's last name is "Dog," and she just so happens to be a bitch as far as personality?

Is it ironic that There are a bunch of timber wolves in a zoo who've lost most of their "wildness" and are basically dogs, and there's a sign saying "tribute to the Timber Wolves"?

Is it ironic that I asked my friend what she would do if her dog threw up on the carpet, and later that night, her dog actually did throw up on the carpet!

Is it ironic that A big dog is small?

Is it ironic that This week is the beginning of bat season (the time of year in which bats get into houses) as well as the week the new Batman movie "Dark Knight Rises" premieres in theaters?

Is it ironic that I'm watching River Monsters on tv while I eat a fish dinner?

Is it ironic that You take your pet to the vet and hit a cat while you're driving there.

Is it ironic that Cats are seen as being smarter than dogs but dogs clearly have a wider range of intelligence?

Is it ironic that I took my dog to a bookstore, and she decided to sit right below a book called Why dogs are better than cats ?

Is it ironic that There were a million people in the streets but the bird pooped over me?

Is it ironic that Some years ago, I had left my copy of the book "Watership Down" on the floor of my bedroom, and my sister's pet rabbit came in and chewed most of the cover off.

Is it ironic that In the forest i saw an animal whose tinyteeth freaked me to death.

Is it ironic that I haven't had to take my cat to the vet in three years only to need to take her for an emergent problem costing three years worth of vet bills?

Is it ironic that My cat saw a mouse and ran away from it.

Is it ironic that I was walking in the park and I saw a mouse chasing a cat.

Is it ironic that I see an elephant being scared by a chicken.

Is it ironic that Exist a lion that does not eat meat.

Is it ironic that That i catch a bluegill on a lure thats painted like a bluegill.

Is it ironic that I ask my friend what a cute name for a pet would be and he says a name that I already have for one of my animals?

Is it ironic that I was out behind my house this morning collecting acorns and when I got home a squirrel was chewing on my deck.

Is it ironic that After absolutely nothing was going his way, he said his day couldn't get any worse and the bird pooped on his head.