Food Irony

Is it ironic that You are unaware of the cuisines of a country where you have lived most part of your life?

Is it ironic that My son, who eats everything in sight, refuses to eat at the restaurant bemoaning the food choices, while my daughter,who is a very picky eater, enjoys two meals and desserts?

Is it ironic that I spent all day painting my nails when I should have been working, and just accidentally chopped one off with a vegetable knife.

Is it ironic that There is a shop near me called "top pizza" and when I went in the other day the guy Woking there said sorry we have no pizza?

Is it ironic that I'm eating cake after I finished a nutrition class?

Is it ironic that Turkey bacon is supposedly better for you than regular bacon but in the oscar mayer brand, regular bacon is better for you than turkey bacon?

Is it ironic that The vegan butcher that I usually get my meat from always gives me a deadly glare when I'm buying something.

Is it ironic that A butler doesn't cook his own food.