Product - one of your 4 "P"s of the marketing mix. And now part of your ironic breakfast - a bit like a muesli of irony. These are textbook examples of situational irony - products that failed to do the exact thing they were designed for.
Surrounded by robots designed to clean floors. Grabs a mop. Legends are made of this.Clap along now if you fe-el like a room without a... H-A-P-P-Y!New slogan prefix: "Are you", Suffix: "?". I also have a feeling this is wile-e-coyote's truck, and for various reasons...More like sloweners - am I right?! No, that doesn't make sense...It's an effective anti-chew product, but apparently not for beagles.Just helping you get the top off the bottle without having to resort to one of those silly life-hacks that don't work.Oh Tesco value, you scamp!Took me half an hour with a steaming kettle to create this bad irony pun"Store prankster takes internet by storm!"Why do I feel like the F should be silent? "You should be silent!" Thanks ma.I don't bite my teeth either. Good work, kid!You bash it with your elbow. It's all gravy (as has been pointed out to me: not literally, though a gravy dispenser would be good).It does exactly what it says on the tin. Oh heck.The Democrat. Where the new shits home.
